Not the Greek God …
I had to get up a little promptly on Friday morning so I set my alarm clock for 7.05am … just to make sure. I woke up and bleary eyed looked at the clock. It was exactly 7am.
Wow, I thought to myself, my biological clock is working rather well!
That’s when I heard it – the most awful, loud, clunking noise emanating from somewhere very close by! So that’s what woke me!
I staggered to the window and peered out - legs! Hairy legs at eye level!
It was one of those Am I dreaming? Is this real? kind of moments.
I just had to get a better look. So I pulled up the blind and risked another peep. Yes. I was right first time. It was a pair of legs - attached to a large cement truck.
Wow, I thought to myself, my biological clock is working rather well!
That’s when I heard it – the most awful, loud, clunking noise emanating from somewhere very close by! So that’s what woke me!
I staggered to the window and peered out - legs! Hairy legs at eye level!

I just had to get a better look. So I pulled up the blind and risked another peep. Yes. I was right first time. It was a pair of legs - attached to a large cement truck.
That’s all very well … but at 7 in the morning? Is that fair?